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Watch This! – Fight Club Pickup Lines
You wouldn’t think that you could much traction by walking up to pretty college girls and inviting them to steal fat from a clinic, but that blonde girl seems pretty into it. It just goes to prove what I wish that I’d learned at a much younger age: no matter how aggressively creepy, or irritating, or batshit nuts you come off, someone out there thinks that it’s sexy. They make the lemon Starburst for a reason, y’know?